March 2013
colfersaurusrex:
Alright I think it’s time for some fuckin pocahontas
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arcticblackeys:
fallarbor-town:
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
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so apparently the hottest guy in our entire school is having a rager tonight
its pretty sad that im a jr and ive never been to a party
ceruleanreverie:
uhhhh excuse me do you have a permit to be that cute
vvant:
can someone just kiss me like is that a lot to ask for
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
walk into the club like whaddup thanks for the ride mom i’ll be home by 11
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thisblogisabout:
Yes where do I sign up for the “help I started using the word _________ as a joke and now I can’t stop saying it” club?
pizzattack:
i think you kangarule
lbby:
lbby:
I just accidentally broke into a supermarket
the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh
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i never knew that there were so many videos that started with the phrase “bill o’reilly gets owned by ________________”
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so apparently st vincent and the grenadines is NOT a band
its actually a carribean island huh who knew
February 2013
equiuszahhak:
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
urbans0uls:
I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don’t talk to me
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marinasexual:
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
